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{{Infobox Faculty|title=Assistant Professor|nicknames=🐡|college-&-department=Science, Math}}
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== Quotes ==
"Hate those Oklahomans."
"It's like the universe was designed by committee."
"Nobody likes a perfect couple."
"If you want to play on the cellphone in class, I don't care."
"I have to be careful what I say around high schoolers... They actually listen to what I say."
"I don't care if you cheat. I'd rather not catch you cheating. It's difficult for you and difficult for me. I'll probably go outside and vape for 60 minutes during the test. No, I'm serious."
Dr. Fishman: That's just me being grumpy and old, underpaid, and overweight.
Student: You can fix one of those things.
Dr. Fishman: You'll pay me?