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| * French Toast | | * French Toast |
| ** Alright, but they taste weirdly sour. | | ** Alright, but they taste weirdly sour. |
| + | * Pancakes |
| * Oatmeal | | * Oatmeal |
| + | * Potatoes |
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| === Protein === | | === Protein === |
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| ** Fried - not bad, but quite oily. | | ** Fried - not bad, but quite oily. |
| ** Scrambled - powdered; not real eggs. | | ** Scrambled - powdered; not real eggs. |
| + | * Sliced sausages |
| + | * |
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| === Fruits === | | === Fruits === |
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| * Pita bread or flatbread | | * Pita bread or flatbread |
| * Roasted chicken breast | | * Roasted chicken breast |
− | ** that you're supposed to put on the flatbread, but [[John Li|some people]] just get the chicken by itself. That's okay too. | + | ** that you're supposed to put on the flatbread, but [[John Li|some people]] just get the chicken by itself. That's okay too, I suppose. |
| * Leafy greens | | * Leafy greens |
| ** Spinach, other leafy greens whose names I don't know | | ** Spinach, other leafy greens whose names I don't know |
| * Vegetable toppings | | * Vegetable toppings |
| ** Cucumber and tomatoes | | ** Cucumber and tomatoes |
− | ** Olives and something else(?) | + | ** Olives and chickpeas |
| * Sauce | | * Sauce |
| ** Avocado Ranch | | ** Avocado Ranch |
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| * Sometimes they have SOUP which is exciting | | * Sometimes they have SOUP which is exciting |
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− | === How to eat: === | + | === How to eat === |
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| * eat like taco | | * eat like taco |
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| Cheese, Pepperoni, Vegetable, Stromboli | | Cheese, Pepperoni, Vegetable, Stromboli |
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− | ==== How to eat: ==== | + | ==== Ways to eat ==== |
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| * Crust first to add some more spunk to your life | | * Crust first to add some more spunk to your life |
− | * Switch it up and eat it upside down | + | * Switch it up and eat it cheese down |
− | * Roll it up and show your haters | + | * Roll it up and dab on dem haters |
| * Take a napkin and blot out the Oil so that the US Government won't exploit your pizza like they did to Saudi Arabia | | * Take a napkin and blot out the Oil so that the US Government won't exploit your pizza like they did to Saudi Arabia |
| * Normally, as a boring person would | | * Normally, as a boring person would |