The Bezos Fire

Twas the eve of October 15th, the crisp autumn wind briskly swept past the three individuals involved in the hate crime of Bezos the stuffed fox. Those criminals being Dern, Evelyn, and C, oh what a grandiose blunder they made. That evening C was busy microwaving some delicious Chinese food when the microwave started to smoke. Once they opened the microwave, they found a half liquified, half on fire stuffed animal fox named Bezos. Bezos was Evelyn's precious stuffed animal. The question left unanswered was, why was the fox in there in the first place? One answer: Dern. Dern was feeling a bit mischevious that day, so she decided to hide Evelyn's stuffed fox in the microwave. Their microwave was on the floor, so C didn't realize the fox was in there. The entire hall was evacuated and the story will live on in our hearts. Especially, Evelyn's.