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* French Toast | * French Toast | ||
** Alright, but they taste weirdly sour. | ** Alright, but they taste weirdly sour. | ||
| + | * Pancakes | ||
* Oatmeal | * Oatmeal | ||
| + | * Potatoes | ||
=== Protein === | === Protein === | ||
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** Fried - not bad, but quite oily. | ** Fried - not bad, but quite oily. | ||
** Scrambled - powdered; not real eggs. | ** Scrambled - powdered; not real eggs. | ||
| + | * Sliced sausages | ||
| + | * | ||
=== Fruits === | === Fruits === | ||
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* Pita bread or flatbread | * Pita bread or flatbread | ||
* Roasted chicken breast | * Roasted chicken breast | ||
| − | ** that you're supposed to put on the flatbread, but [[John Li|some people]] just get the chicken by itself. That's okay too. | + | ** that you're supposed to put on the flatbread, but [[John Li|some people]] just get the chicken by itself. That's okay too, I suppose. |
* Leafy greens | * Leafy greens | ||
** Spinach, other leafy greens whose names I don't know | ** Spinach, other leafy greens whose names I don't know | ||
* Vegetable toppings | * Vegetable toppings | ||
** Cucumber and tomatoes | ** Cucumber and tomatoes | ||
| − | ** Olives and | + | ** Olives and chickpeas |
* Sauce | * Sauce | ||
** Avocado Ranch | ** Avocado Ranch | ||
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* Sometimes they have SOUP which is exciting | * Sometimes they have SOUP which is exciting | ||
| − | === How to eat | + | === How to eat === |
* eat like taco | * eat like taco | ||
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Cheese, Pepperoni, Vegetable, Stromboli | Cheese, Pepperoni, Vegetable, Stromboli | ||
| − | ==== | + | ==== Ways to eat ==== |
* Crust first to add some more spunk to your life | * Crust first to add some more spunk to your life | ||
| − | * Switch it up and eat it | + | * Switch it up and eat it cheese down |
| − | * Roll it up and | + | * Roll it up and dab on dem haters |
* Take a napkin and blot out the Oil so that the US Government won't exploit your pizza like they did to Saudi Arabia | * Take a napkin and blot out the Oil so that the US Government won't exploit your pizza like they did to Saudi Arabia | ||
* Normally, as a boring person would | * Normally, as a boring person would | ||
Revision as of 23:34, 7 February 2021
Bruce Hall is a residential hall at UNT which has a dining hall within it. It is very close to McConnell Hall and is a convenient place for TAMS students to eat meals. The food is widely regarded as the worst out of the dining halls. Hosts events like Star Wars Dinner, Harry Potter Dinner (Christmas), birthday celebrations (every Wednesday), and Haunted Houses (Halloween).
Breakfast
Grains/Carbs
- Cereal
- Waffles, along with a waffle bar (whipped cream, fruits, syrup)
- WAFFLE WEDNESDAY (see: Traditions)
- French Toast
- Alright, but they taste weirdly sour.
- Pancakes
- Oatmeal
- Potatoes
Protein
- Eggs
- Boiled - it's hard to ruin a boiled egg.
- Fried - not bad, but quite oily.
- Scrambled - powdered; not real eggs.
- Sliced sausages
Fruits
- Kinda self-explanatory, unless you're asking about the quality of fruit that Bruce serves. If that's the case, go to Maple.
Main Line
- Famous for its inexplicably charred and dry yet sometimes undercooked Rotisserie Chicken.
- Maybe I'm being too mean to Bruce. Sometimes the chicken is decent, but it doesn't change the fact that it is dry as the Sahara Desert. Great for gettin dem gainz.
- A combination of vegetables and meat (both of which are mediocre for a lot of people, but I'll leave that up to you to decide)
Mediterranean Line
- Great quality overall, but the line can be a long wait.
What it consists of:
- Pita bread or flatbread
- Roasted chicken breast
- that you're supposed to put on the flatbread, but some people just get the chicken by itself. That's okay too, I suppose.
- Leafy greens
- Spinach, other leafy greens whose names I don't know
- Vegetable toppings
- Cucumber and tomatoes
- Olives and chickpeas
- Sauce
- Avocado Ranch
- Green Goddess
- Sometimes they have SOUP which is exciting
How to eat
- eat like taco
- Or with toes. Silverware is a societal construct.
Pizza Line
- The pizza tastes alright, but the slices are incredibly thin and oily.
- For some reason, they also serve pasta and vegetables in this line.
Types of pasta
- Shape of pasta
- Bruce (yeah idk either), Macaroni, Fusilli
- Saucy mamas
- Bruce (again, idk), Alfredo, Marinara
Types of vegetables
- Green beans
- Carrots
- Cabbage
Types of pizza
Cheese, Pepperoni, Vegetable, Stromboli
Ways to eat
- Crust first to add some more spunk to your life
- Switch it up and eat it cheese down
- Roll it up and dab on dem haters
- Take a napkin and blot out the Oil so that the US Government won't exploit your pizza like they did to Saudi Arabia
- Normally, as a boring person would
Beverages
The following beverages are available during all operating hours of the dining hall, unless it runs out (from personal experience, coffee is almost always the first).
- Water
- Ice (crushed, not cubed)
- Coffee
- Milk
- Tea
- Orange juice, Cranberry juice, Apple juice
- Soda
- I'm not gonna list all of them because that takes effort :(