TAMS Students are not mechanics

Once upon a time, in the spring of 2023, just a week before graduation, Baanu TAMS resident Goober received one of the funnier documents of the year. Baanu was a man of many talents, and one of those talents got him in trouble.

It all started with a trip to the dining hall CHAMPS to celebrate a day of hard work before Finals week. The guys and Baanu asked one of the more chill RAs to drive them, and that RA, for some reason, liked driving kids in a white Ford pickup truck given by the university. That truck was one of the "better" means of transport in TAMS. After they finished their meal, the RA sent Baanu and friends back to the car to wait for him as he stayed for two students who walked to CHAMPS and would give them a ride back to the dormitory. When Baanu and Friends reached the truck, Baanu decided to hop in the back of the pickup truck and invited the rest of the guys to sit with him. What happened next was, in short, completely Baanus's fault 100%.

Baanu started shaking the back of the pickup truck and jumping on it to make it go up and down. The RA saw all this as he was walking back to the car. At first, the RA motioned for all the boys to get off the truck. Everyone got off except Baanu. The RA yelled at Baanu to stop shaking the car, but Bro kept shaking her. Then, finally, bro heard the RA scream and finally got off. The RA asked what had gotten into Baanu and Baanu told him that "I was testing the suspensions, bro". It was an awkward car ride as the RA decided to give Baanu extensive documentation and Baanu the legend he is. I thought, "Oh, I can take the points". As of record, he could not take the points. The next day, Baanu realized he had 100 pts. Baanu was kicked out of TAMS but was still allowed to finish his classes from home. Since it was the end of the school year, legend has it that Baanu still tried to test the suspension of random cars in his new school.